Dooms Day

I'm sure you are all wondering if babies are scared of Friday the 13th. I don't know what the big deal is, I mean what is there to be scared of anyway?
Am I scared I might have an accident in my diaper? (Nope, I do it everyday.)
Am I scared I might be out somewhere and spit up all over my clothes? (Been there, done that.)
Am I scared that my seemingly never-ending supply of milk will dry up? (Now, I might be a little scared of that one!)

I'm sure everyone knows about all of the Friday the 13th superstitions that are out there. But I'm new to this whole "Friday the 13th hoop-la". I mean, this is only my second Friday the 13th EVER! But with me being a baby and all, I am very knowledgeable about baby superstitions. So while everyone out there is worried about a black cat crossing their path, take a look below at what a baby has to be worried about.

*If the finger or toenails of a baby are cut prior to the age of 12 months, it will prove a thief in mature age. (Uh-oh, hold on to your wallets people, looks like I'm gonna have sticky fingers.)

*A baby's tooth, set in a ring or brooch, was sometimes worn in order to bring good luck. (Now don't go getting any ideas. I mean my teeth are just now starting to come in let's not starting yanking them out just yet!)

*It is unlucky to wash a baby's head for the first twelve months. (Boy, I would be one greasy guy if Mommy listened to this one!)

*Washing a baby's hands before his first birthday will take away his riches and he will live and die poor. (Thanks a lot Mom & Dad. Not only am I broke now, but I can look forward to being broke when I'm old too!)

*Babies first lost teeth are burned in order to prevent snaggle teeth from coming in. (Burn baby burn!)

*If a baby is born with teeth he will become extremely selfish. (I'm a giver, not a taker.)

See, babies have a little more to worry about than you might think. Happy Friday the 13th!